for purplespit.
you know people ask me all the time: “kermit, what’s going on with you and miss piggie? what’s the deal with bert and ernie? how do you feel about the hand up your ass?”
*taps ashes off cig*
i tell them to mind they damn business. i used to be a real superstar, you know? i’m a legend now. a legend. my life will be infamous for generations, you understand, cats?
i don’t do interviews because you fools don’t ask good questions. you don’t ask about the hustle and flow no mo’. you don’t ask about this artwork i do called comedy.
*sips coffee*
basically, what i’m saying is, fuck y’all.
(Source: xramonn)
- Re-watch your favorite shows and movies.
- Drink coffee or tea or Blue Mtn Dew or wine— whatever is your drank of choice— while you’re curled up re-watching your favorite show or movie.
- Go to the movies alone. Watch a comedy. Purchase snacks at the confection stand or…